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You should understand that I have my goals. They are very clearly defined and when inevitably realized will lead inexorably to ever greater personal and financial success. You are welcome to show me how you are going to help achieve them, so that you might bask in the luminosity of my fulfillment but if you ever try to contradict any of them, well that would be it. If you think that is too harsh well then you can always go back to those directionless, inertial wastrels you were with previously.
A word about negativity. It is not allowed. Ever. The Secret clearly showed us that in order to be happy and successful we need to associate only with other happy and successful people. So no negativity - absolutely no crying, no frowns, no sad faces, no disparaging remarks. None of it. My CPH (Chuckles per Hour) rating is 7.6 with at least one guffaw and 2.6 belly laughs. Your own humor expression statistics should be comparable. Simply saying you love to laugh is insufficient. Proof that you love to laugh will be required. This is the best of all possible worlds. Wishing will make it so. Break this rule and it's back to those weepy, sessile slobs and their cloying pall of angst that you came here seeking surcease from.
Many mention travel as a mutual activity so I feel compelled to cover it. Travel broadens the mind and since I feel it is important to be well rounded and because it facilitates interesting party conversation I do it. My travel is always tightly scheduled and planned three years in advance. Joining me on any of those excursions would require no less than a year of personal familiarization and lest it be said that I am inflexible I am open to alternate destinations provided that a suitably detailed and persuasive power point (or equivalent) presentation is made. Again the alternative is those stout, odoriferous barnacles for whom a long trip is the journey from TV to toilet.
Each day I get sixteen waking hours more or less - I have to work at my very important and fulfilling job for eight of them because we all know that success primarily means material success and more economic purchasing power. Traveling to and from my job, about which I am very enthusiastic, takes about an hour so that's nine.
Because my children are the most important thing in my life, bar none I try to spend as much time with them married older women wants casual sex horny chat as possible. Family is very important to me. My family that is. Any family that you have will of course be subject to a very stringent review process in light of the aforementioned life goals. Now I realize that women of this age probably have children. They would be subject to that review of course, but you needn't worry overmuch about the testing process. Study materials will be made available prior to examination. It might be worth your while to revise and update their resumes however. Undisciplined fractious young children and/or angst ridden teens must be kept at a minimum safe distance of fifty yards at all times lest their negativity become infectious. Time spent with the children, not including meals, is typiy three hours.
Meal preparation, consumption, cleanup and various resultant excretions take about two hours, depending on the nature of the meal of course.
I also have my friends who are very important to me, not as important as my children and my job of course and not all important in the same way. Some of my friends I actually like and some I cultivate simply for networking purposes, but all contribute to my fulfillment in some fashion. Any friends you have that you'd want me to interact with would of course be subject to review. Said review being somewhat less stringent than the family review of course. I generally spend about an hour a day with them.
Walking the (purebred, trained) dog twice a day requires about forty five minutes total so that leaves me with approximately fifteen minutes of free time to offer to someone who is as physiy, mentally, socially and economiy fit as I am and who would be willing to accept their place in my hierarchy beneath my job, children, friends and dog, at least initially. Advancement in the hierarchy is possible with hard work and talent.
Qualified and enthusiastic candidates may reply here. In order not to waste my obviously very precious time you must put four English words that begin with 'dw' in the title bar of any reply or be assured of instant unread deletion. Applications will be processed in the order in which they are received. That is all.

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