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Let's get our HUMP! on!
The S B team of Devious Creativity is determined to enter in this year's HUMP! Festival! We're looking for some co-conspirators to diabolicate with. We need help in all categories: writing, directing, filming, editing, being filmed, being edited. Think of it as the ultimate definition of "Creative, fun, sexy" types. Ideally, we'd like to pull of something like "How to Get a Leg Up in Porn" (google it), but frankly we're getting a late start... not to mention that we're just not that talented or know what we're doing. We've been brainstorming some ideas: "This man is about to die". Remember that scene from Monty Python's Meaning of Life? Guy being chased by a bunch of topless girls off a cliff? Yeah, a variation of that, with multiple scenes of ways I'd like to go, like "beaten to death by boobs", "orgy gone wrong", "death from that silly Brazilian face-butting dance", etc. "Saddlebacking Capital USA!!" We've heard that Saddlebacking is a common occurrence among certain segments of society. We'd really like to meet some saddlebackers and saddleback with them, in a fun, artistic, and creative manner! "Thank you, Dan Savage!" A blatant ploy to win an award and launch ourselves to fame and wealth, "Thank you, Dan Savage" is a visual illustration of several of the sexual neoglisms that Mr. Savage has brought to America, and the world as a whole. The film will include enactments of "Diamondbacking", "GGG", "Pegging" and "Leotard". It will not include enactments of "Santorum", "fear the turtle", or "rick". Do you have what it takes to join our creative team? Probably! All it takes is a response! Email with photo (of yourself) and "I have an idea!" in the subject line to weed out the bots. And watch fame and fortune flow from the fountain of HUMP!
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