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April
- 44 y/o female
- Freiburg im breisgau, USA
- I am want adult dating
- Never Married
- Profile ID: 54
Mutual bj or more.
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Dating is really just annoyingly awkward.
I'm painstakingly getting better at not being more awkward than George Bluth in social situations but it's....a process. But I guess if I just keep my head down, power through, remember that there's always money in the banana stand... I'd hope that any who respond to this ad aren't a relation, in keeping with that reference/homage, but if you are....no, there's no way to salvage that without incestual creepiness that I just don't want to think about. Um, I live a bit out of Bozeman but would like to try to meet ladies there since I'm heavily considering switching to its collegiate campus there in the near future: currently working in media and I'm thinking long and hard about hitting up the film , and I even have my own equipment to a small degree. If you write? We can totally be best buds. I even have published work which has yielded a whopping $17 so far. I'm completely rolling in the dough and about to hit the NYT Best-Seller List, naturally. Artist? Hot artist who's not taken aback by slightly fairly awkward virgin nerds? Score. Actress who's sort of the same as the last request? Even more score...and I'm certain we could form a dynamic duo of film awesomeness that will be seen by all of 5 people unless fate on me somehow. ...really, I just like creative, accepting women overall, so any of these categories don't have to necessarily be you. And...that's it, really. I can't promise rapid responses or that I'll be consistently in touch because my work schedule is just insanely busy, but I will keep up when I can. And soonish I'll be dropping my lamesauce Net10 duncephone for a phone that isn't hopefully completely terrible, so, texting could be a thing or even , if this one actually works right. I guess that's all for now. Hi. /drops mic awkwardly, walks away even more awkwardly away from the crowd in the hopes that not too many noticed, though that never seems to be the case, does it?
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