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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY m4w I have had all kinds of people (M F) answer this ad.
I'm sorry but the ad below DOES say "Looking for a woman". - This means that I am as straight as an arrow. NO! I'm not even interested in TRYING anything different!
I happen to be highly alergic to lead (from bullets) so single divorced was also mentioned below!
IF you don't read and comprehend anyone's entire ad then it will be a waste of time for both of you.
When you answer an ad your real E-Mail address is presented to the person you just sent the reply to which can be traced.
My apologies to you normal people. It's just that I can not use bold or underline important information for some people.
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Looking for a positive person for friendship and sharing the wind in our hair and an occasional cup of coffee.
I don't smoke, I am an occasional drinker - like only a couple of times/year and I don't do recreational drugs. It doesn't mean I'm boring.
Yes, I go to church on Sundays but I don't push my religion on others and rarely talk about my feelings about it unless others bring it up.
I usually don't talk politics or religion because I don't like to cram my views on these subjects down other people's throats like some people do.
When I moved out here I started going to Bethel Baptist Church with my daughter her family. I like it. It's contemporary. Good music good subjects. I go to church to be taught.
I am looking for a lady as a "friend/companion" but not someone that is overly religious.
I am looking for a companion that I can learn from and she can learn from me. Obviously, I am looking for a lady that is single/divorced and is moderately educated.
I'm NOT perfect nor do I want you to think that I present myself as such I am NOT looking for anyone that thinks she is above everyone else but is also looking for a friend/companion.
Let me clarify friend /companion in my terms:
I am not looking for a mother or slave to wash my clothes, clean up after me, make my bed, feed me wash my dishes. I do this quite well after a lifetime of experience.
I am not looking for someone to support or even help support me. I believe in going Dutch or being the gentleman and occasionally taking the lady out and paying for dinner.
I am not looking for a nursemaid to care for me because I'm not on my deathbed. When the time comes for that I will ask for a nursing home or hospice.
Lastly I am not interested in having or being a sex object. To me sex is natural, soft, and beautiful but I am interested in the person herself for sharing interests happy times.
I know that there are times that friends also share their down times but that's what friends are for - a shoulder to lean on - someone to pick you up when things are looking depressing.
Like I said I am looking for a lady that is generally positive and happy.
I hope this is self explanitory!