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Although Im originally from NYC, and have lived here for many years, I still have an accent that could make Tomei jealous. I suspect my trips back east for my annual dose of turkey and family drama with my Italian-American family might have something to do with that. Of course, I keep my visits shortlonger than a week and it can start to resemble a bad episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond."
Kidding aside, it would be nice to possibly usher the burgeoning spring with someone new of the opposite sex. But these slist ads are always a little awkward. Still, I guess its better than trying to run my shopping cart into that of that cute gal in the produce section of Safeway. My luck, shell be a personal liability lawyer and looking to slap a personal injury lawsuit on me and having a boyfriend, to boot. ("Clean up in aisle 9, please!")
I am an energetic, intelligent, single white male with a good heart and a sense of whimsy. Sensible and responsible, people find they usually can depend on me. I am single, 58", of medium build, and living in Sunnyvale. I only smoke when set on fire and my idea of buying crack is hiring my local plumber. At 58 yrs it seems that my youthful appearance, attitude and energy sometimes fool people (although in "dog years", I should be dead!), so for now, I think Ill continue tossing those AARP advertisements in the trash.
I enjoy the "usual suspects" that most do: movies, concerts, BBQs, traveling, as well as others not listed. While not a marathon biker or hiker, I do like to occasionally hop on the bicycle for a ride around town or a walk along a trail. But if going to a party, fine dining or a night in town is your speed, I am usually up for that as well. Adept in the kitchen, I can be trusted with handling sharp knives and hot surfaces without frantic s to 9 or Poison Control.
I dont want to rattle off a laundry list of "must haves", esp. it has been my experience that the women that I have been fortunate to have involved with in the past all dont fit the same mold. Rather, I can probably tell you what qualities I historiy have related best with: innate sweetness and decency; intelligence and common sense; a sense of humor and not taken to overly dramatic histrionics over small setbacks. Physiy, Im not particularly looking for , but Id hope shed not be three jelly donuts away from affecting the tides, either. In a perfect world, she would have a waist line smaller than mine.
Below are photos of me. Since I posted my photos for the entire world to see, it would be nice if you at least sent one privately. If any of this resonates with you and you think it might be worthwhile to initiate a conversation, feel free to drop me a note. And to separate the real responses from the "spam bots" that want to sell me sell me pornographic webcam links, Viagra or male enhancement aids (I hope Im not the only guy getting these!), please put the words "With Trump there will be hell toupee" in your subject line.
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